My name is Doris. I’m a cat. I live in Seattle with a he and a she. I am a she, so you can see the conflict. I used to live in the suburbs and go outside whenever I wanted… back then, I was well known as a ferocious hunter: birds, bunnies, mice, voles, even the occasional duck — yes, I said duck — were fair game. I ruled the ‘hood. Now, I sit around and look out the windows at the birds and the boats, and mostly nap. Sometimes I think about stuff. Then I share it. Some of it might be interesting. Some not so much. And always, I wait. For dinner.
